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一种简单的方法,将便便装在盒子里,寄给某人






想象一下,谁是最让您生气的人

应该总是会有这样一个人!




如果您寄给他们一个有臭味的,令人吃惊的包裹会怎么样呢?

打开盒子,收件人脸上将是一种难以形容的表情!


1) 选择一种动物

不同的动物有不同的排泄物。今天,我们提供天然的,湿的,马的便便。

2) 给我们提供一个地址

通过传统邮寄方式,我们可以把包裹发送给全世界任何国家的收件人。

3) 选择封口贴

您想选择一般的,简单的,不泄露寄件人信息的包裹?还是再加一个大的笑脸图案封口贴?

4) 用比特币或者贝宝(PayPal)支付

这项服务是完全匿名的。我们永远不会透露您的名字和地址。即使您使用贝宝(PayPal)支付,我们也将保护您的隐私,不会透露您的身份。

1) 选择一种动物

不同的动物有不同的排泄物。今天,我们提供天然的,湿的,马的便便。


2) 给我们提供一个地址

通过传统邮寄方式,我们可以把包裹发送给全世界任何国家的收件人。


3) 选择封口贴

您想选择一般的,简单的,不泄露寄件人信息的包裹?还是再加一个大的笑脸图案封口贴?


4) 用比特币或者贝宝(PayPal)支付

这项服务是完全匿名的。我们永远不会透露您的名字和地址。即使您使用贝宝(PayPal)支付,我们也将保护您的隐私,不会透露您的身份。


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Goal:  Anonymously send a box with real animal manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Mission:  Take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC to show their potential.
Vision:  Provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities:  Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping:  We are based in Hong Kong, but we usually ship packages from Europe, using traditional postal services. 2nd class shipping delivery time: approx. 4-7 days in Europe, 7-15 days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Price:  $16.95
Privacy:  Personal information of recipients are not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, keeping only the country for statistical purposes.
Package:  The final product consists of: paper envelope with address of the recipient and optional sticker, personalized message, contents description, sticker describing the intention and purpose of the package, and plastic box with approx. 250 grams / 9 ounces of manure.
Manure:  For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop". If fact, we use horse manure - 100% organic fertilizer. Please read information on the bottom of the page.
Customs:  If we send outside of Europe, we have to fill a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and we set its value to €3 - €5, which is an approximate buying price of the package and all its parts.
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

November 1, 2014

Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? (Adda Quinn, 2001)

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